My Swing.....Analyzed.

I guess they felt my swing was so dangerous to other players that they wanted to analyze my swing to make sure that I didn't have any bionic parts to me. They hooked me up to all kinds of electrodes and doo-dads, and they told me to take a normal volleyball swing. This is what I look like with no skin on:



I came to find out that Fair Play was more concerned about their fans due to my massive shanks into the stands. It was all a false alarm, because they rated my swing somewhere between an eight year old girl and Clay Aiken.